Today, October 30, is my sister’s birthday. My older sister’s birthday. She will always be older than me. I’m younger. (and possibly obnoxious)
Because of the timing of her birthday, I regularly provide her with Halloween themed gifts (thankfully, she actually enjoys this!)
Last year I got her a skel-a-gnome to put in her newly renovated yard:

This year, I had to add to the theme and sent her a skel-a-dragon baby:

Because who doesn’t want a yard full of skeleton figures?! (okay, perhaps me…)
These are available at many fine retailers. In case you want one.