An Actual Conversation of a Married Couple

upon hearing some unusual noises in the kitchen I realized my husband was doing more than just putting dirty dishes on the counter. The following conversation ensued.

me: The dishes in the dishwasher are clean; I just haven’t put them away yet.

him: Oh. I didn’t know that.

me: Are you putting dirty dishes in with the clean ones?

him: I’m doing it a different way.

me: What does that mean?

him: Be quiet. I’m HELPING.

*dishwasher turns on*