An actual conversation of a married couple:
Me: Your whack-job cat has decided her new favorite place to sleep is in front of your laundry hamper.
Him: I know. That’s why none of my clothes are in the hamper.
Me: That’s why? What about the clothes that are in the dryer?
Him: They’re stored.
Me: But I need to use the dryer.
Him: You can take them upstairs. That wouldn’t be a problem.
Me: Good to know.