Husband: I need to go get propane

Me: Maybe you could also take a small load of cardboard to the recycle place?

Husband: I could take some bottles too.

Me: That’s a good idea.

Husband: I don’t want to take bottles! Why are you making me take bottles?

Me: You suggested it.

Husband: Don’t listen to me! I’m stupid!

Me: I’ll make a note.