I was on a business trip for the last few days. While on the plane I was treated to a tasty bag of peanuts. I was also bored so I read it.

This is what we have come to. The “KING NUT COMPANIES” has to warn you that a bag whose ingredients are “Peanuts Roasted in Peanut and/or Canola Oil, Salt” was, in fact:

“Produced in a facility that processes peanuts and other nuts.”